A day in the life of St. Peter

two by two they stood in front of St. Peter.

“Why should I let you in ?”, he asked.

“Because I am taller “, said one sister

“Because I am prettier”, said the other.

two by two they stood in front of St. Peter.

“Why should I let you in ?”, he asked.

“Because I am wealthier “, said one brother

“Because I am smarter”, said the other.

two by two they stood in front of St. Peter.

“Why should I let you in ?”, he asked.

“Because I am older “, said the father

“Because I deserve it “, said the son.

two by two they stood in front of St. Peter.

“Why should I let you in ?”, he asked.

“Because I have served all my life “, said the mother

“Because I have been obedient”, said the daughter.

St. Peter got annoyed with everyone and did not let any of them in.

two by two they stood in front of St. Peter.

“Why should I let you in ?”, he asked.

“Because I am an animal “, said the dog

“Because I am an animal”, said the horse.

St. Peter swung the gates wide open and said “Finally, someone gets it.”

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